Behind the Burner 2.4 - What do we know so far?

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 06/12/2018 at 11:00 • Filed to: Behind the Burner

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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

This is shaping up to be the toughest so far. Don’t give up now Obbonaughts!! You’re closing in!

THEY ARE NOT CANADIAN

They are not Robert Alexander , The Crazie Kanuck; Failed The Visual Inspection due to Juke, Chaozbandit, Not for Canada - Australian in disguise, AestheticsInMotion, CarsofFortLangley or Full of the sound of the Gran Fury

They have driven across an international border in North America since 2009/06/01 so they have or had a valid passport, passport card, or enhanced license in the last 9 years.

They live in North America west of the Rocky Mountains.

They have you ever driven a car outside the Americas

They do not change their handle slightly on a regular basis.

They do not drive daily.

They have two cars

The car they drive most is an auto Mazda 3 wearing Nokian V speed rated tires that have a severe snow service rating.

The other car is not a Mazda, was assembled in the United States, is front engine front wheel drive, has a turbo, Goodyear Y speed rated tires, a manual transmission, model and trim was featured in an RCR episode, has a transverse engine, and is not Japanese.

They did not have a choic in the transmission equipped to the Mazda.

They have a non-cellphone personal computer that is a custom built compact tower

The longest continuous road trips they’ve been on are : About 18 hours and 1625km. With sleeping stops: About 65 hours and 6642km. These were not on two wheels.

They are familiar with the vehicle registration process for at least one Canadian province

They do not have a favorite racing series but watch NASCAR more than they should admit

They have never owned a Subaru

Nibby > CalzoneGolem 06/04/2018 at 09:29

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it’s definitely calzonegolem

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > CalzoneGolem 06/04/2018 at 09:47

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Looking at some of those, I would have guessed me, even though I know it isn’t.

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > CalzoneGolem 06/04/2018 at 11:03

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Its almost me....... really close actually

functionoverfashion > CalzoneGolem 06/06/2018 at 13:46

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This is still going on! I was found out in like, a few hours.

CalzoneGolem > functionoverfashion 06/06/2018 at 15:00

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Yeah man this burner is a slippery one. A little resistance and everyone gives up ... the babies!

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > CalzoneGolem 06/06/2018 at 16:14

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I KNEW IT!

Oh wait... am I too early? I’ll come back later.

CalzoneGolem > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 06/06/2018 at 16:30

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You heard it here first people!

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > functionoverfashion 06/06/2018 at 16:49

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I have no clue who it is and was even trying to search Oppo for posts related to Mazda 3's an such

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > CalzoneGolem 06/07/2018 at 11:39

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I could probably get him after a while. Unfortunately, I’ve been busy

Future next gen S2000 owner > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 06/07/2018 at 11:44

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I’m going brute force method. Find a post remotely related to Canada and use that author to guess.

Future next gen S2000 owner > CalzoneGolem 06/07/2018 at 11:45

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What’s the rules for actually answering questions, can you be as elusive as you desire?

CalzoneGolem > Future next gen S2000 owner 06/07/2018 at 12:12

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Yes you can be as elusive as you’d like. This burner has answered everything truthfully as far as I can tell. That being said ... whatever units they answer these questions in might not be the units they’d normally measure things in.

Future next gen S2000 owner > CalzoneGolem 06/07/2018 at 12:23

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Sneaky.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > CalzoneGolem 06/12/2018 at 11:12

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Still don’t have a clue...everyone I thought it might be after learning they are NOT Canadian has been excluded by the “West of the Rockies” location. I think we need to figure out what the “other car” is

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > CalzoneGolem 06/12/2018 at 13:06

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They’ve unmasked me!

Future next gen S2000 owner > CalzoneGolem 06/12/2018 at 13:23

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Boom. Done. Take it down son! I’m the champ!

CalzoneGolem > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 06/12/2018 at 14:01

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Damn son! That was intense!

CalzoneGolem > Future next gen S2000 owner 06/12/2018 at 14:04

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Yeah buddy!